Not Spongebob!?January 26, 2005
Dear Dr. D. has overstepped the bounds of decency and plumbed the sordid depths of Bikini Bottom. I refer, of course, to the hideout of that lascivious demon of the watery deep – Spongebob Squarepants. Yes, the defender of the faith, James Dobson has determined that the cartoon with the parallel pants is the new destroyer of moral values.
Read this assessment and weep. Don’t we have real problems to deal with? Aren’t there dilemmas of the flesh-and-blood type to take on that don’t include excoriating the toons? Apparently we’ve cleaned them all up.
We’re starting a “Free Spongebob” movement. Who’s willing to make the t-shirts?